Are you insane?
It's very likely, but there's really no way to prove it ;)

Why don't blind people skydive?
It scares their dogs.
 
Where can I read your articles?
http://www.activelivingmagazine.com

Why do they call it PMS?
Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken ;)
 
I'm on AOL.  How come I can't register for the forums?
Well, you see, it's like this.  AOL uses Google which uses the uselss DMOZ for it's search.  A VOLUNTEER foreigner determined that because I am an amputee, then of course, I can only be a fetish site and because of that, you are blocked from participating by AOL. The only thing I can suggest is you take it up with them.